We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

The Witching Hours (Pt. 1)

by The Crypt Keepers

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

1.
Guy in the Bushes 01:57
lyrics
buy track
Let me tell you this story We were in Philly! Bryce, me, I am Alec We shan't go down the road with the exploded car Pieces of metal everywhere in our sights Then we heard a noise from the bushes It was like, something like, “Gshh shhhuh” We turned our heads Bryce looked at me and said, “I'm going now” It was a guy in the bushes He had no pants on We only wanted to go into the hotel But then I saw the car We went down the road We saw the car AND THERE WAS A GUY IN THE BUSHES He was there, he wanted to kill us, so I said let's go now No pants, no shoes He didn't have any shoes, let me tell you that again He didn't have any shoes He was probably trying to rape us My hypothesis was that he was trying to rape our butts He was a guy in the bushes
2.
Pig Electrique 01:54
lyrics
buy track
Pig Electrique! PIG ELECTRIQUE Oh shit, Pig Electrique! YEAH, THAT'S MY COMPANY, BITCH! Please don't kill me! THEY HAVE RAVES DOWN HERE?! I got lost from my rave! YEAAAAAH AAAH OH SHIT! AAAAH COME BACK! I'M A F***IN PIG MAN IN THE CATACOMBS I HAVE MY OWN ELECTRIC COMPANY PEOPLE BETTER NOT CROSS MY BONES Or I will kill them I tell you now, I will kill them I know how to change circuits and shit I will hunt you down and take away your feet Then I will tear your ACL, bitch, meat! DIE DIE DIE! That's all I do! When I'm not working at my electric company Pig Electrique... I have knowledge Pig Electrique... Of how to change capacitors Pig Electrique... We were in the catacombs I kill Pink cause she's in my catacombs If you have a problem with your lights or anything I will come and help you out How many pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb, bitch? Probably one cause it'll be me Pig Electrique, just call and ask for Jeff, that's my name Ohm's Law is- Oh yeah I learned how to do that! Oh wait I didn't learn that I just googled it on my phone Pig Electrique, comeer...
3.
Mummified Mouse 02:09
lyrics
buy track
If you look to the cracks in the ceiling You will see the mummified mouse It hides behind the paint that is peeling All throughout the house Your sorrows don't stand a chance It falls by happenstance, bitch! Its mummified body falling fast Landing on the floor at last FRIGGIN MUMMIFIED MOUSE Mummified mouse at your door Mummified mouse dried up on the floor Under floorboards and in the halls Hiding in your bedroom, he's seen it all 'twas the night before Christmas When all throughout the house Not a creature was stirring Except the MUMMIFIED MOUSE Mummified mouse at your door Mummified louse dryuhhfloourr Hiding in your bedroom Under the floorboards and in the halls He's seen it all! HE'S THE MUMMIFIED MOOOOOUUUUUUUSE
4.
So, No Cellphones, Huh? 01:27
lyrics
buy track
So No Cellphones, Huh? Promenading through the Dever School One giant asbestos pool We like to think we're- *Noise* - What was that?! “So, no cellphones, huh?” AHHHHHH There are guys outside, shit! Everybody shut up! Oh wait it's just some kids, let's yell- no, that's dumb! It's not kids: RIGHT Construction workers? NO Residents? NO Is it the cops? MAYBE Three silouettes walk parallel to us That's when we hear, “So, no cellphones, huh?” Let's get out fast! Why did he have a walkie talkie?! Who cares, you first give... I have the car keys Oh yeah, oh yeah We like to think we're sneaky but we make a lotta noise The guy's house that we parked at thinks we vandalized his toys
5.
Mere Morsels 01:49
lyrics
buy track
Mere morsels, that's what we are Hiding in the cooks, 350 par As the heat rises, they melt to the core Chomp the cookie dough, don't drop it on the floor Celestial meat riot (4x) So unless you're me now, let's fish no carship So unless you're me Bryce, Mitch snip, I'll snip Foolish morsels All they need is shalloof and wheat I sell shalloof, do you? Raw wheat looks bad Sold some shalloof?

credits

released October 31, 2013

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

The Crypt Keepers image

The Crypt Keepers Dunstable, Massachusetts

contact / help

Contact The Crypt Keepers

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like The Crypt Keepers, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Saxophonist Isaiah Collier chats about his new LP and the influence of Pharoah Sanders.
listen now