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Guy in the Bushes
01:57
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Let me tell you this story
We were in Philly!
Bryce, me, I am Alec
We shan't go down the road with the exploded car
Pieces of metal everywhere in our sights
Then we heard a noise from the bushes
It was like, something like, “Gshh shhhuh”
We turned our heads
Bryce looked at me and said, “I'm going now”
It was a guy in the bushes
He had no pants on
We only wanted to go into the hotel
But then I saw the car
We went down the road
We saw the car
AND THERE WAS A GUY IN THE BUSHES
He was there, he wanted to kill us, so I said let's go now
No pants, no shoes
He didn't have any shoes, let me tell you that again
He didn't have any shoes
He was probably trying to rape us
My hypothesis was that he was trying to rape our butts
He was a guy in the bushes
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Pig Electrique
01:54
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Pig Electrique! PIG ELECTRIQUE
Oh shit, Pig Electrique!
YEAH, THAT'S MY COMPANY, BITCH!
Please don't kill me!
THEY HAVE RAVES DOWN HERE?!
I got lost from my rave!
YEAAAAAH
AAAH OH SHIT!
AAAAH COME BACK!
I'M A F***IN PIG MAN
IN THE CATACOMBS
I HAVE MY OWN ELECTRIC COMPANY
PEOPLE BETTER NOT CROSS MY BONES
Or I will kill them
I tell you now, I will kill them
I know how to change circuits and shit
I will hunt you down and take away your feet
Then I will tear your ACL, bitch, meat!
DIE DIE DIE! That's all I do!
When I'm not working at my electric company
Pig Electrique... I have knowledge
Pig Electrique... Of how to change capacitors
Pig Electrique...
We were in the catacombs
I kill Pink cause she's in my catacombs
If you have a problem with your lights or anything
I will come and help you out
How many pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb, bitch?
Probably one cause it'll be me
Pig Electrique, just call and ask for Jeff, that's my name
Ohm's Law is- Oh yeah I learned how to do that!
Oh wait I didn't learn that I just googled it on my phone
Pig Electrique, comeer...
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Mummified Mouse
02:09
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If you look to the cracks in the ceiling
You will see the mummified mouse
It hides behind the paint that is peeling
All throughout the house
Your sorrows don't stand a chance
It falls by happenstance, bitch!
Its mummified body falling fast
Landing on the floor at last
FRIGGIN MUMMIFIED MOUSE
Mummified mouse at your door
Mummified mouse dried up on the floor
Under floorboards and in the halls
Hiding in your bedroom, he's seen it all
'twas the night before Christmas
When all throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except the MUMMIFIED MOUSE
Mummified mouse at your door
Mummified louse dryuhhfloourr
Hiding in your bedroom
Under the floorboards and in the halls
He's seen it all!
HE'S THE MUMMIFIED MOOOOOUUUUUUUSE
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So, No Cellphones, Huh?
01:27
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So No Cellphones, Huh?
Promenading through the Dever School
One giant asbestos pool
We like to think we're-
*Noise* - What was that?!
“So, no cellphones, huh?”
AHHHHHH
There are guys outside, shit! Everybody shut up!
Oh wait it's just some kids, let's yell- no, that's dumb!
It's not kids: RIGHT
Construction workers? NO
Residents? NO
Is it the cops? MAYBE
Three silouettes walk parallel to us
That's when we hear, “So, no cellphones, huh?”
Let's get out fast! Why did he have a walkie talkie?!
Who cares, you first give... I have the car keys
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We like to think we're sneaky but we make a lotta noise
The guy's house that we parked at thinks we vandalized his toys
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Mere Morsels
01:49
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Mere morsels, that's what we are
Hiding in the cooks, 350 par
As the heat rises, they melt to the core
Chomp the cookie dough, don't drop it on the floor
Celestial meat riot (4x)
So unless you're me now, let's fish no carship
So unless you're me Bryce, Mitch snip, I'll snip
Foolish morsels
All they need is shalloof and wheat
I sell shalloof, do you?
Raw wheat looks bad
Sold some shalloof?
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