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Bats, Rakes, and Leaves
01:35
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Autumn is finally here
Wind blows the leaves near
Crisp is the air I breathe
On pumpkin pie my body shall teethe
A cold crow caws
Bats, rakes, and leaves
Bitch
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Pink Death
03:04
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In the 1300's, the rats carried all
Europeans feared that their life toll would fall
This pandemic, commonly referred to as “Black Death”
Caused the deus ex machina of their final last breath
Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posy
Ooooooh... the cabin at the lake, bitch!
In the late 1800's, mostly in the U.S.
Hospitals sprang up for there was an excess
Of patients dying from an illness of the lungs
Tuberculosis was its name, or “TB” off their tongues
“Help us! Help us! Help us!” all the patients, they cried out
No docs or nurses anywhere to listen to them shout
Like a knotty, early, vulgar, innate, languid, lethal end
Dying in this time period was evidently the trend
Step forward a few years to the time of the birds
They spread their disease and killed people in herds
Flap their wings in your face and you'd get avian flu
Once the chirping started, all the humans went cuckoo
The days are now upon us for the ham to get revenge
“Are all the swine the same?” You ask as death on you they send
Oink, oink, squeal you pig, take in your last breath
Roll 'round in the mud, slowly die of Pink Death
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3. |
(TBONTB)... M-Kool
00:56
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The only way to be m-kool
Is to be a big tool you bitch
The only way to be m-kool
Is to pass a load of stool you bitch
The only way to be m-kool
Is to catch a baseball pitch you bitch
So don't be m-kool anymore, bitch
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Let the Fire Burn
00:49
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Let the fire burn in your eyes
Let the fire burn
Just like it burns in your thighs
Let the fire burn
Let the fire burn in your eyes
Let the fire burn
Let the fire burn in your eyes
Just like Laverne and Shirley
Let the fire burn in your eyes
Like the cat tail fish that sits in your thighs
Let the fire burn
Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn in your eyes
Let it burn
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6. |
Adolescent Bitch
01:58
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Yeah
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN OVER THERE?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM!
YOU'RE F**KIN GROUNDED, BITCH!
YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE DAYLIGHT AGAIN
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO THE MALL?
something something
YOU CAN EITHER CHOOSE A OR B:
I HATE YOU
YOU AINT GETTIN ANY DINNER TONIGHT, BITCH!
F**K YOU!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ALLOWANCE FOR A WEEK
No allowance for the week, for the weekuehh
But I need my allowance! I need to get stuff!
BACK IN YOUR CAGE, BITCH!
I'm 18, I can do what I want!
I'M 43, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND GET AWAY WITH IT, BITCH!
GO MOW THE LAWN, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!
LISTEN HERE, BITCH...
I PAY FOR YOUR SCHOOL!
I WE OWN YOU
I have a contract to kill you whenever I want
NO... GETTING OUT ALIVE!
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7. |
The Quarries
01:41
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There is a place known as the quarries
A dark place as told in stories
You see, there were many deaths there
They weren't confirmed, but I'm pretty sure they happened
Listen to this, bitch!
ONE! A witch was hanged there for conjuring some dead guy
TWO! Some bitch was blamed there for stabbing a pope
THREE! This guy was killed there, cause of death: beheasion
FOUR! Somebody fell off a cliff and died
"Rocks everywhere!" you would say if you went
I'm sure it would be tough to set up a tent
Cause the poles go in the ground like the bodies of the dead
But since the rocks are there, it's tough, GET IT BITCH?!
Now listen to me closely as I'm sure you have before
This place is filled with death, hatred, witches, trees, galore
So next time you think to go to this horrifying place
Turn around, stay off the grounds, or I'll rip off your face!
Don't go to the quarries
There's evil in the quarries
Blood runs through the quarries
Stay away from the quarries
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